Sympathique parodie de l’humoriste canadien !
J’étais passé à coté, en espérant que vous aussi 😉
Duh? mais c’est qui ce gars ?
Jon Lajoie, né Jonathan Lajoie, est un humoriste et comédien québécois, né en 1980 à Saint-Hubert, Québec et vivant à Montréal.
Sa récente célébrité au Canada, aux États-Unis et en Allemagne (où il a fait plusieurs tournées) est due à la popularité de plusieurs de ses vidéos sur Internet, telles que les chansons 2 Girls 1 Cup Song ainsi que Everyday Normal Guy qui ont été respectivement visionnées 9 670 300 et 17 488 458 fois chacune en août 2010. Mais son plus grand succès est Show Me Your Genitals dont la vidéo officielle a été vue plus de quarante millions de fois.
Les paroles :
Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a fuck.
Well step aside bitches, cause I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible.
What?!
(I don’t a give a fuck…)
About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what
(I don’t give a fuck…)
I literally don’t give a fuck about anything
I don’t give a fuck about motherfuckin’ anything
People care about shit, I say fuck everything
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees, fuck the sun
I don’t need he _____________
And fuck toasters. I don’t need to cook my bread
And fuck coasters. I use a little plate instead
And fuck roosters. With their useless cockadoodledoo
We invented the alarm clocks. We no longer need you
Don’t give a fuck about chairs. I prefer to stand
And fuck air conditioners – I got a ceiling fan
And fuck the the movie the fan, staring westly snipes
Demolition man’s the only snipes moving your light
And fuck liking shit. I don’t even like the stuff that I like
Don’t give a fuck about not liking all the shit I don’t like
Like tissues. Fuck them! I blow my nose on the couch
And fuck my nostrils and my senses now I breathe through my mouth
Don’t give a fuck about seeing bitch, fuck my eyes
Fuck physical perception yo, I rather be blind
Fuck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
And I was awake too long, it should be half an hour at most
And fuck coasts, who gives a fuck about where water meets land
And fuck boats, just because you float you think you’re so fucking bad
And fuck jokes, I don’t need to be funny all the time
My dog has a tumour and he’s probably gonna die, boy
(I don’t a give a fuck…)
About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what
(I don’t give a fuck…)
I literally don’t give a fuck about anything
Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup
The girl says « small, medium, large?
I say bitch I don’t give a fuck
She said I can’t process your order if you don’t pick a size
I say fine, I’ll take a large, but I still don’t give a fuck alright
Don’t give a fuck about beverage size options motherfucker
And I don’t give a fuck about liquidsizer
They’re all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place
Like human semen when I get it all over my face
I’m not gay, I just don’t give a fuck about straight sex
And fuck my dick, I’ll pee and cum out of my mouth instead.
Fuck biological functions, fuck the human body
I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote
I call myself batyodie and I fight crime at night
I know its similar to batman but motherfuck copyright
I plagarise all the time, I do it everyday
Cause I’m on the right track baby, I was born this way
And fuck perth, and anywhere in the world where jason tom is a bitch
Searching for purpose in a random universe sucks dick
Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way
Did I choose if I give a fuck about ice cube trays
If I wanted ice I’ll go to the fucking corner store and buy a bag
Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfuckin drag
You know what? Fuck the word fuck, I don’t need to use it
I’ll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus
(I don’t a give a chainsaw…)
About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what
(I don’t give a chainsaw…)
I literally don’t give a chainsaw about anything
If there was a contest to see who doesn’t give a fuck the most
I wouldn’t win cause I don’t give a fuck about women yo
I don’t even give a fuck about not giving a fuck,
so I do give a fuck… wait, what
(I give a fuck…)
About everything, I love everyone and care about everything
(I give a fuck…)
I literally care about every motherfuckin thing
C'est plus sympa que je ne le pensais…
Je me demande ce que ça donnerais un fois passé par une radio US avec les beeps beeps à chaque fois qu'il dit BEEEEEEEEEEP… Ha merde, ils sont déjà là
Ce gars est une tuerie, il m fait penser à Jim Carrey au début
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icb_tRTnA4g
"Demolition man's the only snipes moving i like"